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Intellectual Jokes😂😂

Q: Marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?  Ans :  the days after marriage  Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?  He is given his last chance to run away.  I wrote ur name on the sand .............. it got washed away,  I wrote ur name in air..........................  it got blown away,  So i wrote ur name in my heart.............  I  got a  HEART ATTACK  LOVE is like a CIGAR  It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...  But dont worry - we are  chain smokers  Your smile can be compared to a  flower  Your voice can be compared to a  cuckoo  Your inocence to a  child  but in stupidity  You have no comparison  You are the best  True love is like a pillow You can hug when u r in trouble  Yoi can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy  So when u need true love  Spend Rs.50/-  Buy a pillow Dear Friend, When I ask you flower,  Yoi give

Friendship

Whenever you need me I'll be there.  I want you to know that I truly care. When life knocks you down on your knees, I'll be at your side just as fast as you please. A shoulder to cry on when times are rough, An encouraging word when you don't feel good enough. An ear to listen to your hopes and your dreams, A voice of moderation when you've gone to extremes. Someone to share the good and the bad,  I will be the best friend you ever had! Also read : Friendship - The special bond                 : Collection of Quotes on Friendship

God’s deeds are always good

I heard the story told recently about a king in Africa who had a close friend that he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!" One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off. Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!". To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail. About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took them to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire to th

UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

When Andrew got ready for work one Friday morning, he announced to his wife that he finally decided to ask his boss for a salary raise. All day Andrew felt nervous and apprehensive as he thought about the upcoming showdown. What if Mr. Larchmont refuses to grant his request? Andrew had worked so hard in the last 18 months and landed some great accounts for Braer and Hopkins Advertising Agency. Of course, he deserves a wage increase. The thought of walking into Larchmont's office left Andrew weak in the knees. Late in the afternoon he finally mustered up the courage to approach his superior. To his delight and surprise, the ever-frugal Harvey Larchmont agreed to give Andrew a raise! Andrew arrived home that evening-despite breaking all city and state speed limits-to a beautiful table set with their best china, and candles lit. His wife, Tina had prepared an exquisite meal including his favorite dishes. Immediately he figured someone from the office tipped her off! Next to

GOLDEN GIFT

Some time ago, a friend of mine punished his 3-year old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight, and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." He was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found that the box was empty. He yelled at her, "Don't you know when you give someone a present, there's supposed to be something inside of it?" The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into the box. All for you, Daddy." The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and begged for forgiveness. My friend told me that he kept that old box by his bed for years. Whenever he was discouraged, he would

CRY FOR HELP

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place for you here." Love decided to ask Vanity, who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered. Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!" Hap