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Intellectual Jokes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Q: Marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?  Ans :  the days after marriage  Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?  He is given his last chance to run away.  I wrote ur name on the sand .............. it got washed away,  I wrote ur name in air..........................  it got blown away,  So i wrote ur name in my heart.............  I  got a  HEART ATTACK  LOVE is like a CIGAR  It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...  But dont worry - we are  chain smokers  Your smile can be compared to a  flower  Your voice can be compared to a  cuckoo  Your inocence to a  child  but in stupidity  You have no comparison  You are the best  True love is like a pillow You can hug when u r in trouble  Yoi can cry on when u r in pain & u can e...